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*Updated* Stock Car Racing Photo Without A Caption Contest

 And the winners are:

1st – Rick Ruth: Glad he just blew your doors off and not your drawers off !!!

2nd – John Steward: Well there’s your problem, right there…

3rd – Michael D. Rooney: Industry standard driver’s attire circa 1957. The briefs and socks are pure asbestos. Shoes are Italian. Bug spray is optional.

It has been quite a while since we have had a photo without a caption contest, but this image is perfect for one. Woody Coleman is pictured here after a crash at a race held at Lakewood Speedway that was located south of Atlanta, Georgia, in Lakewood on September 1st, 1957. Send in your best caption for this photo and the first, second and third place winners will be anounced on Wednesday. The photo was found via wvenfield and originates from the Georgia Automobile Racing Hall of Fame.

 

35 responses to “*Updated* Stock Car Racing Photo Without A Caption Contest

  1. “Hell yeah I race with no shirt or pants! Makes me lighter and faster! Problem is keepin’ ‘er outta the weeds…”

  2. Industry standard driver’s attire circa 1957. The briefs and socks are pure asbestos. Shoes are Italian. Bug spray is optional.

  3. Sorry I woke up late, what did I miss?

    or

    Throttle return spring? I am pretty sure I put it back on… where dose it go again?

  4. I’m on fire! Help me Baby Jesus! Help me Bishop Sheen! Help me Billy Graham! (I saw Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby this morning)

  5. No Woody, that’s not what the boss meant by ‘wrecker service,’ its ‘wrecker’ not; ‘wreck-her.”
    “Oh, by the way that’s poison Ivy over there on the driver’s side.”

  6. No, you distinctly said “Pedal on the left for ‘fast’, pedal on the right for ‘slow’………………………………………….!

  7. “Sell phone distraction? Didn’t know he sold for Ma Bell, but that’s no excuse for bad driving.”

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